Wayne was at the Mancave on a Saturday night when he heard a call for the Columbus SWAT team to be deployed to an area just outside Jeffersonville. "Well shit I could make it there before the SWAT team" he thought to himself. He grabbed his keys from the bat logo mug and headed out.
He put the address into his GPS and proceeded to the scene. He dropped by the Gas Up to get the .45 caliber handgun that his boss kept on top of the safe. "I'll just bring this back before anyone notices" he said to himself as he was changing into his new vinyl suit behind the dumpster out back of the store. The ass of the suit was riding him something fierce but he didn't let that dampen his determination.
As he drove to the scene he played all kinds of different heroic scenarios through his head. The radio was cranking "Highway To the Danger Zone". He knew that this was his chance to shine. Damn it to hell, he was getting an erection thinking about it.
He turned off the headlights, killed the radio, and put the car in neutral, shutting down the engine as he pulled up to the address. When the car came to a stop he jumped out and headed for the house. It wasn't until he was at the front door that he noticed he never put the car in park and it was rolling down the hill towards a playground. "Motherfucker" he muttered under his breath. There was no time for that now, he had to be the hero he was born to be.
Wayne put his ear up to the front door. He couldn't hear anything going on inside so he crept around to the rear of the house. While on the move he pulled out the .45, cocked it, and cycled the safety off.
"1, 2, ...3" he counted off in his head and then kicked the back door as hard as he could. When that didn't do the trick he kicked it again. The door stood true. Bruzinski took about 4 steps back and charged at the door, shouldering it open and face planting into the kitchen. When he stood up he was met by a man holding a shotgun. Wayne didn't hesitate, drawing up the .45 and firing at the man's head. The man dropped to the floor, dead from the gunshot wound.
"DAAAAAAADDY" someone screamed as Wayne dove under the kitchen table. Then he heard a woman's voice say "everyone out the front door, the police are here".
Wayne stood up and started for the back door. When he walked through it he saw 4 SWAT officers with MP5 submachine guns. They opened fire on him, shooting him 77 times including 3 shots to the groin, 5 to the face, and a whole slew into the arms, legs, and chest. Wayne was pronounced dead at the scene.
The Columbus news paper headline the next day read "Man In Bat Suit Terrorizes Family, Killed By SWAT Team". The man that was killed at the house was a husband and father of 2 girls. He was a teacher at a local high school. The unfortunate truth of this whole thing is that one of his students was mad at him and decided to "SWAT" him. The prank was just supposed to inconvenience the teacher by having to explain to the SWAT team that there was no incident, but just a misunderstanding.
Wayne took the call and showed up prior to the SWAT team getting there. The man with the gun was just the father trying to protect his family when he heard someone kicking in his back door.
On top of the father being killed, a local vagrant was killed in an area park by a runaway black LTD. To add insult to injury the owner of the Gas Up was killed in a robbery the same night when he was held up and went for his .45 on top of the safe, which wasn't there.
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