Wayne Bruzinski was driving his LTD down a local highway when he noticed a car pulled off to the side of the road. He slowed down enough to take a look at the person changing the flat tire and noticed that it was a very attractive woman. What kind of superhero would he be if he didn't help this woman fix her car?
His car came to a stop about 30 feet from where the woman's car was parked. After licking his fingers and smoothing down his eyebrows, Bruzinski made his way to the woman. "Bruzinski, Wayne Bruzinski" he said. The woman grunted as she wrestled with the 4 way lug wrench. "Hi, I'm Gina" she replied, never taking her eyes off of her work. "I could tighten those for you" Wayne said. Gina then looked up at him. "Thanks" she said as she stood up and brushed herself off.
She was a decently attractive woman close up, but not originally as hot as Bruzinski thought. Her build was average and she sported muffin tops and a flat butt. That didn't stop Wayne though, he was going to be her hero. He tightened down the last bolt and let the car down off of the jack, which he then placed into her trunk along with the rest of the tools she had used.
"I can't offer you any money" Gina said to him. Wayne rolled his eyes and replied "That's okay, money isn't what I'm interested in". She looked at him hesitantly. "We could go to dinner sometime" he suggested. "Okay" she agreed. After a short conversation, the two parted ways.
Wayne spent the next 2 days feverishly masturbating in anticipation of his dinner date with Gina. A million scenarios played through his head, all ending in him getting laid. His date was still a couple days away but he just couldn't wait that long. He had to see her.
A thought jumped into Wayne's mind. He remembered when he watched The Green Lantern movie and Green Lantern had saved a woman then flew up to her window and hung out with her. "Fuck yeah" he said to himself as he picked up his keys and headed to his car.
He drove to Gina's house, parking about 3 houses down and hoofing it to her house. He spotted an open tool shed in her neighbor's yard and ducked in to change into his superhero costume. "She's going to be so fucking impressed" he whispered as he pulled his suit on. He noticed that the suit was tighter that usual. That as probably due to the fact that he'd left it in car the entire last week. When he was done here he knew he would have to do some alterations. He made a mental note not to leave the suit in his car anymore.
After changing he walked up to her house. "God damn" he thought to himself as he noticed the crotch of his costume was really tight. He headed back to the tool shed and took the pants off. After which he removed his underwear and stuffed them into a watering can in the shed, pulled the pants back on, and went about his business.
He was standing in Gina's backyard eyeing the only lit window in the whole house. "Paydirt" he silently mouthed. As he stood there he wondered how he was going to get on the roof so he could knock on her window. He decided in his mind that he would knock on the window and she would open it, pull him in, and make love to him. He remembered seeing a ladder next to the tool shed in the neighbor's yard.
After retrieving the ladder and propping it against the house, Wayne made his way quickly to the roof. All the scenarios were playing in his head again. As he stepped off the ladder it fell down into the yard. Wayne didn't care because he'd likely spend the night with Gina anyway so he wouldn't need it. Making his way to the window, he realized he had an erection.
He was just outside the window. The only way he'd be able to see in is if he crouched. Upon doing so the crotch split on his costume and his genitals flopped out. He was still rock hard and started trying to tuck his penis back into his costume when he elbowed the window. Gina jumped off the bed, grabbing a flashlight as she went, and shined it out the window. She gasped as she noticed a masked man in a crotchless vinyl suit with his dick in his hand was looking into her window.
"OH GOD DAMNIT" Wayne cursed. He ran around the side of the window, further up the roof. Gina promptly called the police and all he could do is wait because the ladder fell down. He thought of explaining himself but when he went back to the window she was no longer in the bedroom. Wayne tested the window to see if it was unlocked, but it was not.
When the police arrived Bruzinski was arrested for indecent exposure and aggravated menacing. Gina didn't even find out that it was Wayne until the day of the trial. He was found guilty on all charges and was sentenced to 2 years in jail, and had to register as a sex offender. When the judge asked Wayne if he had anything to say for himself, he nodded. He looked at Gina and said "Would you still like to go to dinner"?
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