Authorities in Dayton have found a man dead in an alley between two buildings. Little is known about the man's identity and authorities have announced the man was found wearing a suit with a hood that had ears like a famous super hero. A snapped laundry line was found dangling from two building where it had been tied off. The building had a crossbow bolt fired into it and the line was hanging from the bolt.
Also found on scene was a crossbow on a roof top and a long painters pole which police believe was used by the man for ballast while attempting to tight rope walk. The police are trying to determine if this was an attempt at a daring stunt, or a drug infused act of stupidity.
Police are asking if anyone knows the owner of a Ford LTD painted with bat symbols. If anyone has any information on who this man is please respond to this post. We will keep you updated when we receive more info.
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